Sunday 12 September 2004

Chocolate Chip Biscuits Fled Crime Scene

*** NEWSFLASH ***

At 4:58pm Eastern Standard Time, 2 chocolate chip biscuits held up a bank in Melbourne's west today. Luckily, nobody was injured.

Not all is lost - a witness allegedly saw the number plate of the car they drove away in.

The Cookie Police are currently investigating.

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